Tell Your Favorite Joke

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Tell your favorite joke, or a few that you like.
If you don't want to get a fraction you might edit yourself a little, but it just depends if the admins think its funny.

To start off heres a few.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake.
BoB
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your door step.
Mat
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to the wall.
Art

Yours can be a little more dirty, i would not worry about it too much
 

lana

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So a man from Pennsylvania walks into a bar in Arkansas and sits down. The bartender looks at him and asks what he'll have. The Pennsylvanian says, "I'll have a gin and tonic," to which the bartender responds with a look of confusion. "You're not from around here, are you?" asks the bartender. The man replies, "No, I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender gives him a beer and asks, "What do you do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist." "What in the hell is a tax-e-dermist?" responds the bartender. "I mount animals," responds the man. The bartender turns to the rest of the bar and shouts, "Don't worry guys, he's one of us!"
 

Exist

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Oh man, the names of people I want to say...

George W(pronounced dub-U-AH) Bush.
 

Void

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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
 
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STOLEN JOKE/PUN

there was a contest to see who could enter the best pun. 10 puns entered. 1 was to win, but no pun in-ten-did.
 

sniprpenguin

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STOLEN JOKE/PUN

there was a contest to see who could enter the best pun. 10 puns entered. 1 was to win, but no pun in-ten-did.

I audibly groaned when I read that.




So, a baby seal walks into a club...
 

Freyja

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support around here, people will start thinking we're nuts!
 

duton1

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What is the same between engagement parties, clitorises, and toilets?

Men miss them all.