Why do you love steam convos?

Holy God. Did he actually double space?

22:24 - [GFL] Bermuda Cake: i was like, crits. that medic was like no uuuu
22:24 - [GFL] Bermuda Cake: i was like no
22:24 - [GFL] Bermuda Cake: u.
22:24 - elem.v imperium: p:
22:24 - elem.v imperium: p:
22:24 - elem.v imperium: SDRAWKCAB GNIKCUF
22:24 - elem.v imperium: GUB MAETS
22:24 - elem.v imperium: UUUUUUUUUF

12:05 PM - void: DJIVE. Most of Tachyon can be described here: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/586461/Tachyon/fyi.txt
12:05 PM - tpg watches as void strokes his e-penis
12:06 PM - grazr strokes Void's e-penis too

12:23 PM - Yarr! Pc_Madness: is Inglorious Bastards good?
12:23 PM - void: yes
12:23 PM - tpg: YES
12:23 PM - DJive: yes, but depends what you are watching it for
12:23 PM - DJive: certainly isnt action packed which previews make it seem
12:24 PM - Yarr! Pc_Madness: its supposed to be funny isn't it?
12:24 PM - Midget: Inglorious Basterds is one of Tarintino's worse movies
12:24 PM - void: what
12:24 PM - tpg: ...
12:24 PM - DJive: its not direct humor, but it is funny
12:24 PM - void: WHAT
12:24 PM - tpg: ^
12:24 PM - Midget: It is
12:24 PM - DaBeatzProject: it's a good movie
12:24 PM - Midget: It's a good move
12:24 PM - tpg: >.>
12:24 PM - Midget: movie
12:24 PM - Midget: just not a good tarintino
12:24 PM - Midget: especially no Kill Bill or Pulp Fiction
12:24 PM - void: Don't listen to Midget, he has the hots for Zpq. And Zpq is a butt. So obviously Midget only likes butts.
12:24 PM - tpg: oh
12:25 PM - tpg: LOL
12:25 PM - Midget: void
12:25 PM - Midget: I like you
12:25 PM - Midget:
12:25 PM - Midget: moreso than zpw
12:25 PM - void: Midget, I
12:25 PM - Midget: come here
12:25 PM - void: I'm taken
12:25 PM - void: Soooo
12:25 PM - Midget: I can't hold back anymore
12:25 PM - DJive:
12:25 PM - Midget: but yeah
12:26 PM - void: Welcome back to the chat, DJive, it ain't safer here
12:26 PM - Midget: Inglorious Basterds is a good film, just not by Tarintino standards

12:29 PM - -=ﮎ&β=- | Fubar: jeez tf2m is boring today
12:29 PM - [TA] zpq: EXPLOSION
12:29 PM - [TA] zpq: GET DOWN EVERYONE
12:29 PM - [TA] zpq: DEAR GOD RUN
12:29 PM - Dark ducks uder his desk
12:29 PM - [TA] zpq: I CAN'T HOLD THEM OFF MUCH LONGER
12:29 PM - [TA] zpq: GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN
12:30 PM - void waits as Midget goes in for a goodbye kiss in front of the explosion with Zpq
12:30 PM - Dark: HOW IS THIS FLIMSY PIECE OF WOOD GOING TO PROTECT ME FROM SHRAPNEL!
12:30 PM - Midget kisses Void
12:30 PM - Midget grabs zpq
12:30 PM - Midget: THREESOME BOYS
12:30 PM - [TA] zpq:
12:31 PM - Blob:
12:31 PM - [TA] zpq: THE EXPLOSION CAN WAIT
12:31 PM - Jethro-DoingMapWork: I'VE DECIDED THAT I HATE PATH_tRACKS
12:31 PM - Jethro-DoingMapWork: AND FUNC_TRACKTRAINS
12:31 PM - Midget runs off into the distance holding hands with zpq and void
12:31 PM - Jethro-DoingMapWork: AAAAGH
12:31 PM - Jethro-DoingMapWork: *ragequit*
12:31 PM - void breaks hand and slides out of the grasp of Midget
12:31 PM - E² StickZer0: Midget!
12:31 PM - Midget runs back and jumps ontop of void and kisses him passionatley
12:32 PM - E² StickZer0: He's getting away!
12:32 PM - Midget: you're not getting away
12:32 PM - Midget whistles to grab zpq's attention
12:32 PM - Blob: I call rape!
12:32 PM - void: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
12:32 PM - void: I LIKE GIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS
12:32 PM - void: FUCK
12:32 PM - Midget: STOP LYING
12:32 PM - Stink Horse: oh shit he's puttin the gay in you
12:32 PM - E² StickZer0: Midget IS a girl
12:32 PM - Blob: Girls are a lie.
12:32 PM - Midget: YOU KNOW YOU'RE ENJOYING IT
12:32 PM - Stink Horse: t's communicable you know
12:32 PM - void: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:32 PM - void: THATS NOT TRUE
12:32 PM - Midget rips off void's top
12:32 PM - Stink Horse: like must see TV
12:32 PM - void: THATS IMPOSSIBLE
12:32 PM - Dark: it must be cus MIDGETS A LADY
12:32 PM - Midget: STOP LYING TO YOURSELF
12:32 PM - Dark: O:
12:33 PM - Midget: YOU DONT HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ANYBODY
12:33 PM - Blob: Gay is the way!
12:33 PM - E² StickZer0: haha Void is getting raped by a girl
12:33 PM - Blob: xD
12:33 PM - Midget pulls Blob down as well
12:33 PM - Dark: hahhah
12:33 PM - Blob: :3
12:33 PM - Midget: I want you ALL
12:33 PM - Midget pushes away Stick though
12:33 PM - Blob loves it
12:33 PM - Stink Horse: when in rome
12:33 PM - Midget: not you
12:33 PM - Stink Horse pulls off shirt
12:33 PM - Littleedge: Huh
12:33 PM - Blob: Oh Midget, touch me again xD
12:33 PM - Littleedge: Portal for #2
12:33 PM - Midget touches Blob
12:33 PM - Littleedge: $2*
12:33 PM - Blob: <3
12:34 PM - Yarr! Pc_Madness: my fragile little mind /cries
12:34 PM - Littleedge touches EVERYONE
12:34 PM - Littleedge: With a knife.
12:34 PM - Midget finishes off and walks away, into the distance. Bodies lay in a trail behind him, satisfied and slightly gay.
12:34 PM - Littleedge runs to stack ood
12:35 PM - Ravidge is untouchable

2:32 PM - void: Journal Entry #322. Coming close to a year after the election of TPG as Administrator. I still hear the screams in my head. Hundreds. Burning. I've stumbled upon a newcomer today, he seemed nice. But then I noticed his age. He was a supporter of the TPG movement. He had the outfit of one, atleast. It was covered in ash... hell, everything is nowadays. Everything is still burning. For almost a year it has been. It's been a long year. As the year goes by, I wonder if TPG has initiated his Valve Time machine... or if he's planning on changing the theme sometime soon. I'd like to see something nice for once. I've found a can of beans in the street today, I feel as if I was being watched as I picked it up. I opened and saw there was nothing but the crumbs of a sandvich within. I see movement in the distance. It was Supersandvich. - Void, 322nd Day

8:18 PM - Midel IN 3D: I've just invented a device that filters all stupid comments out of the chat. Unfortunatly it blocked everyone in the chat so I had to shut it off.

Grim Tuesday >IG<: I smoked a salmon today
flame ♫: fuckin pro
flame ♫: NICE
oak: He did this today just to ruin the 4th of July
Grim Tuesday >IG<: and made some humus
[DFC] Jakkarra: What's Humus like, anyway
A Boojum Snark: Funner to read that as "humans"
[DFC] Jakkarra: it's just some form of mashed lentil or something, isnt it?
oak: I read it as humans as well
oak: Made me think he went and knocked some chicks up
Grim Tuesday >IG<: garbanzo beans
Grim Tuesday >IG<: with lemon
Grim Tuesday >IG<: and tahini
oak: Or gave birt

For the record I did have an H on the end of the word birth, he just didn't copy it.

5:37 PM - Seba: Today my mum took me to her friends' house. They're remodeling it, so it's completely barren, no paint, no furniture, etc. First thing I said? "Damn that's a massive sightline from the front door to the pool."

19:04 - Қ. TruDom: should doors be prop_dynamic?
Prestige left chat. (Blocked.)
Moosε disconnected.
Erich disconnected.
Muffin disconnected.

those kinds of things stopped being funny a long time ago.

oak: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3291137/thrillingconclusion.png

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
7:25 AM - Jethro-DoingMapWork showers TPG with whale gore.
7:26 AM - Dat Owlruler showers TPG with piss
7:26 AM - Jethro-DoingMapWork shows TPG whaleporn
7:26 AM - Midget licks tpg
7:27 AM - Walker [TAM]: Gotta love the tf2maps.net welcoming committee

8:16 AM - tpg: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1641307/Pictures/tf2/jesus.png
8:16 AM - tpg: ...
8:16 AM - DaBeatzProject:
8:16 AM - [TA] zpq: /kill
8:16 AM - Tech | TF2M: /explode
8:16 AM - DaBeatzProject: /slay
8:16 AM - DaBeatzProject: /murder
8:16 AM - Tech | TF2M: /kick
8:16 AM - DaBeatzProject: /divide in 5 pieces
8:16 AM - Steff0o: aw
8:16 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: /stab
8:17 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: /me
8:17 AM - Tech | TF2M: /eat
8:17 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: /me
8:17 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: FFFFFFFFFFF
8:17 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: They fixed it
8:17 AM - Tech | TF2M lol
8:17 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: /me
8:17 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: aw
8:17 AM - Dat Owlruler: /me
8:17 AM - Muffin Man
8:17 AM - Dat Owlruler: /me
8:17 AM - Tech | TF2M: /me
8:17 AM - Dat Owlruler: D:
8:17 AM - Muffin Man
8:17 AM - Dat Owlruler: /me
8:17 AM - Steff0o: /me
8:17 AM - Tech | TF2M: /me:
8:17 AM - Tech | TF2M :
8:17 AM - Dat Owlruler: muffin
8:17 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: yeah they fixed it
8:17 AM - Dat Owlruler: we all know you're only muffin now
8:17 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: damn it
8:18 AM - Muffin:
8:18 AM - DaBeatzProject DaBeatzProject
8:18 AM - DaBeatzProject: HAH
8:18 AM - [TA] zpq: heh @ you guys
Dat Owlruler was kicked from the chat by [TA] zpq.
8:18 AM - Dat Owlruler: EVERYONE
8:18 AM - Dat Owlruler: GO TO TPG'S STEEM PROFILE
8:18 AM - Midget: /me
8:18 AM - Tech | TF2M ¨
8:18 AM - Tech | TF2M: win
8:18 AM - Midget .
Ritz disconnected.
Ritz entered chat.
8:19 AM - Tech | TF2M: No win, you got a dot there
8:19 AM - Muffin: So do you, Tech
8:19 AM - DaBeatzProject: why? D:
8:19 AM - Muffin: You have a ¨
8:19 AM - Midget: lol Owl
8:19 AM - Tech | TF2M: no, its just your monitor
8:19 AM - Muffin ¨
8:19 AM - Muffin: >_>
8:20 AM - DaBeatzProject °
8:20 AM - [TA] zpq sees it too
8:21 AM - [TA] zpq: HEY GUYS
8:21 AM - [TA] zpq: NEW OFFICIAL MAP
8:21 AM - [TA] zpq: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Alaska
Ritz disconnected.
8:21 AM - Midget thinks EVERYBODY IS GAY
8:21 AM - Tech | TF2M: lies
8:21 AM - Midget: liar zippy
8:21 AM - Dat Owlruler [TA] zpq:
8:21 AM - [TA] zpq: fail ^
8:21 AM - Dat Owlruler: NOES
8:21 AM - Dat Owlruler: Ctrl+enter
8:21 AM - Midget: HEY GUYS
8:21 AM - Dat Owlruler: IT DOES NOT WORK
8:21 AM - Midget: NEW OFFICIAL MAP
8:21 AM - Midget: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Propane
8:21 AM - [TA] zpq: It
Does
8:21 AM - Midget: aloaslda
8:21 AM - Dat Owlruler: da
sads
8:21 AM - Midget: swfsdfsdf
sdfsdfsdfsd
Steff0o left chat.
8:21 AM - Muffin lololol
Owlruler poop
8:21 AM - Muffin:
8:22 AM - Dat Owlruler:
8:22 AM - Midget: didnt work muffin
8:22 AM - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: details are so good
8:22 AM - Dat Owlruler points to the dat
8:22 AM - Midget: I use timestamps
8:22 AM - Midget: BRB
Midget left chat.
8:22 AM - Muffin: Lies
8:22 AM - Dat Owlruler: BRB
Midget entered chat.
8:22 AM - [TA] zpq leaves too.
8:22 AM - Tech | TF2M: It works, you liar
Muffin was kicked from the chat by [TA] zpq.
8:22 AM - [BEER] Jimmy The Con Man: lol
8:23 AM - Muffin: D:
8:23 AM - Dat Owlruler: heh
[TA] zpq was kicked from the chat by Dat Owlruler
8:23 AM - [TA] zpq: bye all
[TA] zpq left the chat.

32 in disguise

17:45 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: 32
17:46 - The Dizzy Dane: 31 and a half!
17:46 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: I'm afraid not
17:46 - The Dizzy Dane: yea
17:46 - The Dizzy Dane: so wuts up with 32 then
17:47 - The Dizzy Dane: wrench nr 32?
17:47 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: No, just 32
17:47 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: I like 32
17:47 - The Dizzy Dane: nice.
17:47 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: there's like 45 wrenches now
17:47 - The Dizzy Dane: nice
17:47 - The Dizzy Dane: BUT!
17:47 - The Dizzy Dane: how come u like 32 sooo much?
17:47 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Because
17:48 - The Dizzy Dane: because u just said so
17:49 - The Dizzy Dane: my fav number is 14
17:49 - The Dizzy Dane: and 21 sucks:/
17:51 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: 32
17:51 - The Dizzy Dane: why
17:53 - The Dizzy Dane: oh now i know why 32 is your fav number
17:53 - The Dizzy Dane: its the day in the month where you'r getting layed!!!
17:53 - The Dizzy Dane: ZING!
17:54 - The Dizzy Dane: zing?:/
17:55 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: :/
17:55 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: 32
17:55 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: ftw
17:55 - The Dizzy Dane: get it?
17:55 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Yes
17:55 - The Dizzy Dane: wasnt it awesome?!
17:58 - The Dizzy Dane: but but
17:58 - The Dizzy Dane: how come 32 be so great?
17:58 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Because
17:58 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Beter than 31
17:58 - The Dizzy Dane: well
17:58 - The Dizzy Dane: worse than 33
17:58 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: 33 isjust showing off
17:58 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: 32 ftw
17:59 - The Dizzy Dane: sooo
17:59 - The Dizzy Dane: anything above 32 is just showing off?
17:59 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: yes
17:59 - The Dizzy Dane: 32 > gold wrench?
17:59 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: yes
18:01 - The Dizzy Dane: okaay
18:01 - The Dizzy Dane: does 32 pwn u?
18:01 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Yes
18:01 - The Dizzy Dane: alright
18:01 - The Dizzy Dane: what if I
18:01 - The Dizzy Dane: said that i was 32 in disguise?
18:02 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Then the disguise makes you fail
18:02 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: 32>disguise
18:02 - The Dizzy Dane: would u then slay people in zf on my command?
18:02 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: no
18:02 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Because youa re in disguise
18:02 - The Dizzy Dane: what if 32 told u so
18:02 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: which makes you fail
18:03 - The Dizzy Dane: would u attempt suicide if 32 told you it hated you?
18:03 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: No
18:03 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Unless it told me to
18:04 - The Dizzy Dane: nice.
18:04 - The Dizzy Dane: how does 32 look in person
18:04 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Don't be silly, nobody has ever seen 32
18:04 - The Dizzy Dane: well
18:05 - The Dizzy Dane: its BECAUSE
18:05 - The Dizzy Dane: HE IS IN DISGUISE!
18:05 - The Dizzy Dane: FFS
18:05 - The Dizzy Dane: AND I
18:05 - The Dizzy Dane: AM 32
18:05 - The Dizzy Dane: want me to prove it?
18:05 - The Dizzy Dane: [----]
18:05 - The Dizzy Dane: that was my evidence
18:06 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: You fail, disguisedness
18:06 - The Dizzy Dane: well
18:06 - The Dizzy Dane: if i ever met 32
18:06 - The Dizzy Dane: i would tell him to get admin on zf and slay u and then pban u
18:07 - The Dizzy Dane: !sm_pban hat
18:07 - The Dizzy Dane: pwnd
18:07 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: Fail
18:07 - [GFL] my_hat_stinks [ZF.GFL]: !ban Diz 0 "Admin Disrespect"
18:07 - The Dizzy Dane:

11:15 PM - Littleedge: Nine
11:15 PM - Littleedge: Go ask that girl.
11:15 PM - ckd: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
11:15 PM - nine: but
11:15 PM - Prestige: NO THEN HE WONT BE IN THE LONELY HEART FAGS GROUP
11:15 PM - nine: <excuse>
11:15 PM - Littleedge: And when you sit down to watch it, wrap your hand around her
11:15 PM - ckd: lol
11:15 PM - Littleedge: YOU WILL NOT BE LAZY AND FIND HER NUMBER
11:15 PM - Seba | TF2M: AND CHOKE HER TO DEATH!
11:15 PM - nine: and then fondle her

Prestige: FUCK YOU SEBA
Seba | TF2M disconnected.

4:27 PM - A Boojum Snark: My date of conception is actually January 2nd.
4:27 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: oh no, there it is
4:27 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: sorry
4:27 PM - nine: boojum was a carefully planned and plotted monster
4:27 PM - 42` Randdalf: can you americans understand his voice
4:27 PM - func_door: how do you know that booj
4:27 PM - func_door: did you ask
[NL] "YoBoM" left chat.
4:27 PM - Muffin: Why would you want to know your date of conceptions
4:27 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: ^
4:27 PM - Muffin: -s
4:27 PM - flame: did i miss sosmething
4:27 PM - A Boojum Snark: Which is my parent's wedding anniversary, and I happen to know they went out to a fancy place to stay the night.
4:27 PM - A Boojum Snark: So I deduced the rest.
4:27 PM - nine: ...
4:27 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: hahahahahaha
4:27 PM - TMP: lol

Grim Tuesday >IG<: hightower is darios, right?
Icarus: ^ irrifutable proof
nine: NO
Littleedge: NO
Heah: NO