Why do you love steam convos?

21:22 - supersandvich: http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx144/skeeps/Pyro_Comp.jpg?t=1275117090
21:22 - supersandvich: WANT
21:22 - Seba:
21:22 - supersandvich: waffle axeeeee
21:22 - Seba: That's awesome, super
21:23 - TMP: WAFFLE AXE FTW
21:23 - Nerdboy: I'm waffling over whether or not I want that axe
21:23 - Seba: It need shovel crit animation, so it slaps the opponent across the face and leaves a mark
21:23 - Nerdboy: What's it do?
21:23 - DodgeChallengerSRT8: possible?
21:23 - Matt: Seba; That mark across the face
21:23 - Matt: Is called a broken neck

Aly: I love this chatroom
grazr: SHIT
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: As do I
grazr: i just dropped apple pie all over the floor
StickZer0: hahaha
supersandvich: NOT THE PIE
supersandvich: QUICK 5 SECOND RULE
StickZer0 noms on pie before sper
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: Why are you trying to carry a pie while on the computer?
grazr: crumbs EVERYWHERE
StickZer0: *super
The Midget `cBs: I'd be more worried about the filling
grazr: i wasn't carrying it
[SpA]Repel: was it a whole pie?
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: well then how did you drop it?
Aly: What did this community ever talk about without me
grazr: it was resting ontop of my tower
StickZer0: Aly, pie presumably
grazr: and i knee'd it
Muffin: yes
Muffin: and maps
Muffin: sometimes
StickZer0: wahahaha
Aly: Probably women
[SpA]Repel: 216 rails mostly
grazr: Certainly not your boobs
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: and maybe that thing that started with a T....
Aly: I wont let you talk about that now
StickZer0: DID SOMEONE SAY BOOBS?
The Midget `cBs: what
The Midget `cBs: Aly's boobs?
StickZer0: bewbs?
The Midget `cBs: B00bs
StickZer0: TO TO BOOBMOBILE!
supersandvich: ohmy
StickZer0 [ESG] has changed their name to StickZer0 [Boobs].
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: someone should quote that and put it on the forums
StickZer0 [Boobs]: booooobies
The Midget - Ariiiiiiid has changed their name to The Boobs `cBs.
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: lol
The Boobs `cBs: Boobs?
StickZer0 [Boobs]: OOH I KNOW
StickZer0 [Boobs]: Midget
StickZer0 [Boobs]: I'll be BoobA
StickZer0 [Boobs]: you can be BoobB
StickZer0 [ESG] has changed their name to BoobA.
The Boobs `cBs: no
The Boobs `cBs: thats just stupid
BoobA: i need a second boob here!
BoobA: Could someone rustle up a BoobB around here?
Aly: You need some serious mental help
BoobA: Need a BoobB here!
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grazr: It's only natural
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: Aww
grazr: :/
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grazr: Damn
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: Lol
BoobA: Hey, what did the Mexican firefighter call his kids?
BoobA: Hose and HoseB!
Muffin: children
grazr: I was just about to change my name to "Aly's left breast"
Aly: Right. Esc quits the chat and doesnt cancel text
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: LOL
The Boobs `cBs: do it grazr
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BoobA: Grazr, be BoobB
BoobA:
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The Midget - Ariiiiiiid has changed their name to Aly's Boobs.
grazr: I need to hoover first
Aly's Boobs is just hangin' around
StickZer0 [ESG] has changed their name to Aly's testicles.
supersandvich: you guys sure love boobs huh
Aly's testicles is just hangin around
Aly's testicles was kicked by Aly.
supersandvich: oh god
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: Wow
grazr: Lol
Aly's Boobs: LOL
SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: LOL
supersandvich: ouch
StickZer0 [ESG] has changed their name to StickZer0.
StickZer0 is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
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grazr gears up a steam chat post
StickZer0: :'(

The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by Aly.
8:59 AM - Aly: Once upon a time
8:59 AM - Aly: There was a girl named Aly.
9:00 AM - Aly: And she had a space hamster named Boojykins.
9:00 AM - Aly: One day, Aly and her space hamster decided to travel the world
9:00 AM - Aly: Then she came across a amazing sight
9:00 AM - Aly: it was a city
9:00 AM - Aly: A city full of people from the tf2maps chatroom'
9:00 AM - Aly: Aly mingled
9:01 AM - Aly: One day, however, in a "silly jest" about boobs
9:01 AM - Aly: Boojykins got trod on
9:01 AM - Aly: And he left the staff
9:01 AM - Aly: After that Aly was sad.
9:01 AM - Aly: The end.
The chat room has been set to all-users chat by Aly

Aly: And even though Aly was sad
Aly: She had a friend
Aly: A space-whale called Beatz
Aly: Beatz was there for her when aly was sad
Aly: He was nice
Aly: Kind
Aly: But there was an evil shark called Dr Pepper
Aly: He tried to eat Beatz
Aly: But Beatz was so manly and so muslely that he was able to withstand the Drp bites
Aly: Beatz Laughed and flicked Drp away
Aly: Then he turned to Aly
Aly: And blew a jet of water form his blowhole
Aly: And from that water a new Boojykins was born
Aly: And that space hamster lived happily ever after in Aly's cabin
Aly: THE END
Aly: Tune in tomorow for the sequel

<3

Seba-079 said:

19:13 - Void: http://gizmodo.com/5551916/the-gates-of-hell-just-opened-in-guatemala
19:13 - Void: oh god
19:14 - Matt: That
19:14 - Matt: Is one heck of a sinkhole
19:14 - Prestige: real?
19:14 - Prestige: dam
19:14 - Nineaxis: imagine driving down the road when that happens
19:14 - Cyked: Comp players cant play guatemala anymore
19:14 - Cyked: death pit

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Cyked...just...wow.

This is both terrible, and magnificent. I...wow.

6:08 AM - Aly: Isn't the earths magnetic field caused by the liquid core
6:08 AM - Aly: Besides
6:08 AM - YM: yeah aly the liquid iron core
6:08 AM - ckd: IRON
6:08 AM - YM: mars has none
6:08 AM - Aly: Pluto doesn't even properly orbit the sun
6:08 AM - ckd: =magnetic
6:08 AM - YM: cause it has no liquid iron core
6:08 AM - YM: yeah it does aly
YM is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
6:08 AM - Aly: Its actually in a binary orbit with the mass relay
6:08 AM - YM: it's excentricity is only 0.27
6:08 AM - Aly: You people know NOTHING
6:08 AM - Blob^rip: Women, all they do is argue....
6:08 AM - ckd: ^
6:09 AM - WastedMeerkat: V
6:09 AM - WastedMeerkat: >
6:09 AM - WastedMeerkat: <
6:09 AM - Aly: You all suck

The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by -ßЯҢ- derp.
Nine: derp
Aly: derp?
-ßЯҢ- derp: im not unlocking this until a cookie is recognized as a cookie
Nine: ha
Aly: Okay look
Aly: Lets settle this

13:28 - YM: here's one for the books
13:29 - YM: so I tell my gf I'm messing about in sculptris
13:29 - YM: she thinks it looks awesome and wants to try it
13:29 - YM: so she downloads i and I help her with 7zip an all
13:29 - YM: the FIRST thing she models
13:29 - YM: her vagina

Muffin: convince me to stay
Muffin: you have one chance
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Muffin: "The Midget `cBs left chat."
Muffin: good enough

18:06 - func_door: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15242914&postcount=14 accusing people of pirating blender.
18:06 - func_door: only on steam forums.

5:39 PM - func_door: I'm going to start a rock band called func_door and the carving spheres
5:39 PM - func_door: we're gonna go plat

19:36 - ckd: http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...deo2=http://www.youtube.com/v/d28a5R5Pv9I&h=1
19:37 - oak: wow
19:37 - SRT8: lsel
19:37 - SRT8: lawl*
19:37 - Nova|SWTOR: Thats Super
19:37 - oak: this is actually syncing up
19:38 - SRT8: he needs to make more noise now
19:38 - SRT8: i want moaning
19:38 - SRT8: and groaning
19:38 - oak: Omnomnomnom
19:39 - Penguin: holy shit he's like a younger gabe

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Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: wtf
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Aly: ...........................
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StickZer0: Guys
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StickZer0: thanks
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Aly: I dont think that helps
Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: ok I think its fixed

17:37 - oak: I know how the US can get the Doctor Who Adventure games
17:39 - oak: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3291137/masterplan.jpg
17:39 - oak: Think it will work?

8:44 AM - Aly: I think I crashed the eu server
8:44 AM - Aly: god I'm not doing well
8:44 AM - tpg: lol how?
8:44 AM - Tera: it saw her naked

flame ♫: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3702088/kothmap.png
nine: the fuck

8:56 AM - Dark | In Hideing: no?
8:56 AM - (GF)Filipino_KiD[FuG·FuG·FuG]: Dark misspelled Hiding
A little later

9:48 AM - Dark | Spelling Pro: he still has to change it tho: can't be haveing any name stealers
9:48 AM - A Boojum Snark: ...it's not stealing a name
9:48 AM - Dark | Spelling Pro: o
9:48 AM - Dark | Spelling Pro: I need to read better
9:48 AM - Littleedge: Meaning a normal texture
9:48 AM - (GF)Filipino_KiD[FuG·FuG·FuG]: What is with Dark and leaving the "e" in word when they should be removed?
9:48 AM - (GF)Filipino_KiD[FuG·FuG·FuG]: First hiding, now having?
9:49 AM - Seba: Obviously English isn't his first language.

Summer Project: stop sucking at English, as it is my first language, and i'm not 5.

20:16 - Littleedge: So Jehovah's Witness just came to our door
20:16 - Littleedge: Now, let me paint you a picture
20:18 - Littleedge: I'm with my mom showing her how to Save something and attach it to an email. We are in the hall, which is a room away from the door.
20:18 - Littleedge: The lights in the kitchen and hall are on.
20:18 - SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: and?
20:18 - Littleedge: My dad and brother are in the room off the hall, right behind the computer.
20:18 - SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: And?
20:18 - Littleedge: My dad yells "GET DOWN GET DOWN"
20:18 - Matt: eww cyked
20:18 - SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: And?
20:19 - Littleedge: And apparently Jehovah's Witness peoples knock at our door.
20:19 - Littleedge: OUR DOOR IS WIDE OPEN
20:19 - SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: And?
20:19 - Seba: :O
20:19 - Littleedge: A Tv is on.
20:19 - SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: And?
20:19 - Nova|SWTOR: And Who cares?
20:19 - supersandvich: me
20:19 - Littleedge: And other lights are on. Apparently this way, they won't know we're home.
20:19 - Littleedge: Apparently, going to the door and saying "Hey, we're athiest, get off our porch" is being a rude prick and not good.
20:19 - SRT8: ha
20:19 - Littleedge: So we were hiding for three minutes
20:20 - SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: Lol that wont work little, they will try to convert you with even more vigor
20:20 - SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: lol
20:20 - Littleedge: You shut the door in their face