Street Vendors are Terrifying

RedO

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A Fear Thread

One day, I am walking the streets of Oldtown, New Mexico.

Now, we all know of the spanish heritage.

I did not know Spanish at the time (I was 7), and I was lost at this place. There was a street vendor with a sign dangling from a table. I assumed it said free. I took one.

I began to walk away, and he started yelling, and he started running. I ran, too.

I ran and ran, who knows what would happen. There, I saw my mom's truck.

JOCK, START THE ENGINES!

I got in, and we drove away to McDonalds for lunch.

That is why I avoid markets.

[Post your wierd phobias!]
 
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Ida

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You should probably consider the fact that you've just made a topic. A topic needs, well, a topic.

So I'm going to pretend that the topic is strange fears.



...Unfortunaly I have none.
 
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Sel

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engineer that image is just as funny as the first time it was posted :) :)

(not at all)
 

Okrag

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Bees are more terrifying. One time I got stung by a bee. That is why I avoid bees.
 
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Well if you are talking about ponies, i like ponies. They remind me of rainbows and zombies with chainsaws. Ahh... the good ol' days when you could eat a whole whale. just makes me think of a brand new way to clean windows.

[ponyzombowhalewindowideaphobia]
 
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RedO

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Do you not see the text I secretly added a few seconds ago to make everyone feel silly and uncomfortable?