Yo Heavy So Fat....

The Gentlemanne

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Jun 18, 2009
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That when he jumps for joy........he got stuck

your turn..:p
 

Penguin

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May 21, 2009
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Yo heavy so fat that when he gets near the cart people think it's plr_whalerace.
 

Void

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Sep 14, 2008
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Yo Heavy so fat that he delayed the Engineer update 'cause you called him fat.
 

Midel

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Aug 24, 2008
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Yo, heavy's so fat that he plays for both teams.

Heavy's so fat he once sat on a level 3 sentry and it turned into a small ammo.
 
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Void

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Sep 14, 2008
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Yo Heavy so fat he developed a wormhole through which he traveled back in time to warn himself to stay fit and healthy and everything went better than expected.
 

Gerbil

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Feb 6, 2009
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Heavy is the reason no other class can eat delicious sandviches or dalokohs bars.

Because he eats them all.
 

Fraz

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Dec 28, 2008
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Heavy is so fat they had to put in speed bumps at the all you can eat buffet to slow him down getting there.
 

Pooluke41

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Feb 24, 2010
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Your Heavy is so fat instead of nails he eats Schnitzels! [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W0Cryg0uEw"]YouTube- The Schnitzel Song[/ame]
 

Midel

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Aug 24, 2008
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The heavy is sooo fat that when he stands up it becomes night time.
The heavy is so fat, when he spawns he crashes the server he's on.
The heavy is so fat he makes blimps look like soap bubbles.
One time heavy went to the beach and all the whales came up and started singing "We are family".
The heavy is so fat they play tc_hydro on top of him.
The heavy is so fat, that a scout takes 2 rounds to run around him.
The heavy is so fat that whenever he falls, everyone thinks the blue team won cp_goldrush.
The heavy is so fat he starts capping the enemy's last point on cp_well from the first spawn room.
The heavy is so fat that when he sits around the base, he sits AROUND the base.
 

Mr.Blob

L8: Fancy Shmancy Member
Jun 12, 2009
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Yo Heavys so fat I took a screenshot of him last update, and its still printing. :D