Why do you love steam convos?

Apr 19, 2009
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6:56 AM - The Political Gamer yawns into chat
6:56 AM - StickZer0 [ESG] yawns back
6:58 AM - |D!| Eyce yawns too
6:58 AM - Bomc joins the yawn club
6:59 AM - |D!| Eyce waits for somebody to create a yawn steam group
6:59 AM - StickZer0 [ESG] creates the Yawn steam group
 
Sep 12, 2008
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14:16 - Aly: Hrm
14:16 - Aly: Warm shower was warm and long
14:16 - StickZer0 [ESG]: mm
14:17 - StickZer0 [ESG]: my parents always tell me off when i'm in the shower for too long. They assume i'm doing something "ungodly"
14:17 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: I fell asleep in the shower once
14:17 - DaBeatzProject: lol
14:17 - DaBeatzProject: hmm
14:17 - StickZer0 [ESG]: olol
14:17 - StickZer0 [ESG]: my bro fell asleep IN the toilet once
14:18 - DaBeatzProject: ON or IN?
14:18 - Aly: ungodly?
14:18 - StickZer0 [ESG]: IN
14:18 - Aly: Like what? Washing your hair?
14:18 - |D!| Eyce: >_>
14:18 - StickZer0 [ESG]: he was 8
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: it was late
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: he forgot to put the seat down
14:19 - |D!| Eyce: Aly... >_>
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: he fell in
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: got stuck
14:19 - DaBeatzProject: lol
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: fell asleep
14:19 - Bomc: lololol
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: and Aly, I lol'd
14:19 - Aly: Ouch
14:19 - DaBeatzProject: samexD
14:19 - Aly: Why? :|
14:19 - Aly: I don't understand what you mean
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: XD
14:19 - Aly cries
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: OGC
14:19 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: >:D
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: that answer you?
14:19 - Aly: I have no idea what that means
14:19 - StickZer0 [ESG]: OK
14:19 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: Nor do I
14:20 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: I know what you mean tho >_>
14:20 - StickZer0 [ESG]: look at OK with your head titlted to the left
14:20 - StickZer0 [ESG]: looks like a guy, right?
14:20 - StickZer0 [ESG]: now look at OGC with your head tilted to the left
14:20 - Aly: oh god
14:20 - DaBeatzProject: LOL
14:20 - DaBeatzProject: haha
14:20 - Bomc: Hahaha
14:20 - Aly: oh god
14:20 - StickZer0 [ESG]: XD
14:20 - Aly: You people are sick
14:20 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: Never noticed that
14:20 - [TBR] Gerbil: Hahahaha
14:20 - DaBeatzProject: me neither
14:21 - Aly: Wouldn't that be like
14:21 - DaBeatzProject: that's one to remember
14:21 - Aly: Hard in the shower
14:21 - StickZer0 [ESG]: lawl
14:21 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: Not really
14:21 - |D!| Eyce: Ours doesn't require batteries to operate like yours. So it's perfectly safe in the shower.
14:21 - DaBeatzProject: why would t be?
14:21 - DaBeatzProject: lol
14:21 - DaBeatzProject: xD
14:21 - |D!| Eyce: The only shock you get is when your parents open the door
14:21 - StickZer0 [ESG]: just because I am, doesn't mean my parents can assume I am
14:21 - StickZer0 [ESG]: and ololol
14:21 - DaBeatzProject: eyce
14:21 - DaBeatzProject: xD
14:22 - |D!| Eyce: :D
14:22 - Aly: Sick
14:22 - StickZer0 [ESG]: high-larious!
14:22 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: lies
Torpedo Pengwin entered chat.
14:23 - DaBeatzProject: win
14:23 - [TBR] Gerbil: Off to eat
14:23 - StickZer0 [ESG]: lol
14:24 - DaBeatzProject: anyways, tbhanks for the laugh, aly
14:24 - StickZer0 [ESG] wonders when someone will lol at how Aly said "wouldn't it be hard in the shower?"
14:24 - DaBeatzProject: i dd
14:24 - DaBeatzProject: did*
14:24 - StickZer0 [ESG]: Yeah, Aly hates us now.
14:25 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: Naah
14:25 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: Aly cant hate someone
14:25 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: :|
14:25 - StickZer0 [ESG]: You're right, women are capable of doing only two things, and hating ain't one of them.
14:25 - [TBR] Gerbil: Oh snap
14:25 - StickZer0 [ESG]: Cooking delicious cakes is one.
14:25 - StickZer0 [ESG]: :3
14:25 - Aly: Stick, there's a thin called thin ice
14:26 - Aly: I belive you are skating on the thinnest

:D

And after that came:


14:40 - Aly: Night sexist pigs
Aly disconnected.
 
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StickZer0

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Nov 25, 2008
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14:29 - okr.ag: I restarted the game
14:29 - okr.ag: Had to control alt delete
14:29 - StickZer0 [ESG]: I lost the game
14:29 - [TBR] Gerbil: Damnit
14:29 - The Political Gamer: f u
14:29 - Muffin Man: NOOO
14:29 - The Mick-a-nator: damn you stick
14:29 - Hanz launches bc2
14:29 - Torpedo Pengwin: I lose :(
 

Flame

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Jul 19, 2009
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MangyCarface [tf2lb]: just not gonna have the time
MangyCarface [tf2lb]: and my laptop can't do hammer/tf2
flame: well i mean "submissions"
flame: made me scared
flame: lol
Aly: What a useless laptop
flame: SNAP
Aly: :p
MangyCarface [tf2lb]: wow
Matt: Sharp knives are a bitch :(
MangyCarface [tf2lb]: i will strangle you
Aly: Even my mac laptop can play tf2
flame: aly layin down the law
flame: LOL
MangyCarface [tf2lb]: which coincidentally is my idea of foreplay
MangyCarface [tf2lb]: rough love baby
 
Feb 18, 2009
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18:47 - StickZer0 [ESG]: I swear "k" is the most awesome sound
18:47 - StickZer0 [ESG]: all awesomely powerful things have that noise in it
18:47 - The Spammish Intermission: zeus doesn't
18:47 - StickZer0 [ESG]: cataclysm, pyroclastic flow, blitzkrieg, critical
18:47 - StickZer0 [ESG]: ok, zeus doesn't have k in it
18:47 - StickZer0 [ESG]: but cmon, he's zeus
 

Limesimme

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Dec 23, 2008
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23:29 - Raff Out Roud: Do you guys understand this joke?
23:29 - Raff Out Roud: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1423216/Photos/polishremovar.jpg
23:29 - Raff Out Roud: Night Stick
StickZer0 [ESG] left chat.
23:29 - FiLiPiNo_KiD[FuG|BaCoN]: Yes
23:29 - Muffin Man: Yes.
23:29 - Nineaxis [tf2lb]: ...
23:29 - Nineaxis [tf2lb]: :(
23:29 - Muffin Man: why wouldn't we? >_>
23:29 - FiLiPiNo_KiD[FuG|BaCoN]: That's simple
23:29 - The Mick-a-nator: yes
23:29 - Raff Out Roud: I don't
23:29 - Muffin Man: Polish remover removes...
23:29 - Muffin Man: Polish!
23:29 - Raff Out Roud: I seriously not get it
23:29 - Muffin Man: who live in...
23:30 - Muffin Man: Poland!
23:30 - Matt: Poland
23:30 - Raff Out Roud: Where's Poland on the map?
23:30 - The Mick-a-nator: make a long o sound
23:30 - Muffin Man: ...D:<
23:30 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Look at the place that isn't water at the top
23:30 - Muffin Man: Poland is the bit that's gone
23:30 - Matt: http://i49.tinypic.com/8wdter.jpg oh dear
23:30 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: And then look at the bottom. It's now water
23:30 - Raff Out Roud: You mean Germany
23:30 - FiLiPiNo_KiD[FuG|BaCoN]: Aah
23:30 - Nineaxis [tf2lb]: you're tarded
23:30 - Muffin Man: Germany is to the west of Poland
23:30 - The Mick-a-nator: nice matt
23:31 - Raff Out Roud: Ain't that the Netherlands?
23:31 - Raff Out Roud: West ... <- of Germany
23:31 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: ...
23:31 - The Mick-a-nator: Muffin Man: Germany is to the west of Poland
23:32 - Muffin Man: look:
23:32 - Muffin Man: http://comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/removepolish1.jpg
23:32 - Muffin Man: "POLAND"
23:32 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: http://www.ecen.org/cms/uploads/images/europe-map.jpg
23:32 - Raff Out Roud: Ooooooooooooooooh
23:32 - Matt: lol
23:32 - FiLiPiNo_KiD[FuG|BaCoN]: It took you that long?
23:32 - The Mick-a-nator: got there in the end...

I am the king of geography!
 

Anagram Man

L2: Junior Member
Nov 30, 2009
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Dat Owlruler: =[8{D
Anagram Man: IS that a pe- What the hell is that
|D!| Eyce: I think
|D!| Eyce: It's a woman
|D!| Eyce: Giving birth
|D!| Eyce: But I'm not 100% sure
Dat Owlruler: A smiley with a hat and and a moustance
Dat Owlruler: *moustache
|D!| Eyce: I maintain my interpretation as fact
Anagram Man: When were top hats open on the top
Dat Owlruler: since now
Anagram Man: Dat Assruler is changin' da rules
Dat Owlruler: >:C
Anagram Man: Kickin' Ass and Changin' Rules
Anagram Man: And he's all out of Rules
Dat Owlruler stabs
Dat Owlruler writes a new rule book
Anagram Man counters and kicks Owl in the face
Dat Owlruler breaks every rule in it
Anagram Man wonders how Owl is writing and breaking when he is getting hit in the face
Dat Owlruler throws TMP at Anagram Man
Anagram Man throws Aly and Hanz at Owl
Anagram Man then proceeds to cock Jethro
Dat Owlruler eats Aly and Hanz
|D!| Eyce: http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1sqyKdCV0K8Bf3U.jpg rofl
Anagram Man rates Eyce late
Anagram Man throws Eyce at Owl
Dat Owlruler uses fire
Jethro is a gun?
Anagram Man: No
Dat Owlruler 's fire makes eyce melt
Anagram Man: I'm cocking you
Anagram Man: ICE BURN
Jethro: ...
Anagram Man stops cocking Jethro
Jethro: HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HE'S BEWING MEAN TO MEH.
Anagram Man picks up DaBeatzProject
Dat Owlruler emits the mod signal
Anagram Man: I'LL DO IT
Anagram Man: I'll DO IT!
Dat Owlruler picks up zpqrei
Anagram Man: PUT IT DOWN
Dat Owlruler: I'LL DO IT!
Anagram Man: SIR
Anagram Man: PUT IT DOWN
Anagram Man: PLEASE
Dat Owlruler: NO
Dat Owlruler runs to the corner
Anagram Man puts down DBP
Anagram Man: See
Anagram Man: JUST CALM DOWN SIR
Anagram Man: PLEASE
Dat Owlruler throws zpq at anagram man
Anagram Man: GAAHAGAHAAHA
Dat Owlruler jumps out the window
Dat Owlruler left chat.
Anagram Man: I'M HIT
Anagram Man: ARGHARGH
|D!| Eyce: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anagram Man: YOU ARE MELTED
Anagram Man: SHUT UP
Dat Owlruler entered chat.


Wait, there's more:

Dat Owlruler: has zpq finished yet?
Anagram Man cocks Jethro again
Dat Owlruler picks up zpq again
Jethro acks
Anagram Man uncocks Jethro
Anagram Man then cocks again
Jethro hits Anagram with the butt.
Dat Owlruler puts zpq down
Dat Owlruler picks up Doctor Pepper
Anagram Man picks up Jethro
Anagram Man: Let's put this all behind us, eh?
Anagram Man: Cheers?
Dat Owlruler points to Doctor Pepper
Dat Owlruler: fine
Anagram Man raises Jethro
Anagram Man: A toast
Dat Owlruler produces a beer for no reason
Anagram Man: To Owl Ruler
Jethro: YEAAH TOAST
Dat Owlruler 's beer turns into a molotov
Dat Owlruler throws the molotov
Dat Owlruler runs
Dat Owlruler left chat.
Anagram Man: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Dat Owlruler entered chat.
Anagram Man throws Jethro at fire
Dat Owlruler returns in a fire proof suit
Jethro: yeah toast...
Anagram Man shots Owlruler
Anagram Man: *suit decompresses*
Dat Owlruler: shots me?
Anagram Man *shoots owlruler
Dat Owlruler: don't mind if I do have one
Dat Owlruler: OHNOES
Dat Owlruler: shame this is a LEAD SUIT
Anagram Man: shit
DaBeatzProject: what the fuck is going on here?
Anagram Man throws lava at Owlruler
Anagram Man: You are dead.
Anagram Man: Be quiet
 
Feb 18, 2009
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12:11 - Aly: Yeah, Void is nice
12:11 - Aly: Void's*
12:11 - StickZer0 [ESG]: I just need to get my damn capping system to work
12:11 - StickZer0 [ESG]: Aly fancies Void!
12:11 - The Mick-a-nator: oh, void is nice is he!
12:11 - The Mick-a-nator: I see...
12:11 - Aly: ...
12:11 - Anagram Man: We all love void
12:11 - Anagram Man: and aly
12:12 - Anagram Man: And anagram
12:12 - Aly: Void is too young for me
12:12 - Anagram Man cries
12:12 - StickZer0 [ESG]: Aly and Void, sitting in a tree
12:12 - Anagram Man: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
12:12 - StickZer0 [ESG]: ew gross no
12:12 - Aly: Oh shut up
12:12 - StickZer0 [ESG]: I was gonna say swapping baseball cards
12:12 - The Mick-a-nator: doing what they shouldn't be!
12:12 - The Mick-a-nator: lol
12:12 - Anagram Man: FIRST COMES LOVE
12:12 - The Mick-a-nator: THEN COMES MARRIAGE
12:12 - Anagram Man: THEN COMES DIVORCE FROM BOOJ
12:12 - StickZer0 [ESG]: :O
 

Eyce

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Jan 13, 2010
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11:21 PM - Anagram Man (1): Imma start working on my map that you all have been so happy to wait on
11:21 PM - Anagram Man (1): Right?
11:22 PM - DaBeatzProject: ...
11:22 PM - |D!| Eyce: will you make it from one brush
11:22 PM - |D!| Eyce: like your 3d models?
11:22 PM - |D!| Eyce: /rimshot
11:22 PM - Anagram Man (1): Eyce
11:22 PM - Anagram Man (1): That's mean

:D
 

Dr. ROCKZO

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Jul 25, 2009
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Eyce

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Jan 13, 2010
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Dr. ROCKZO: loool https://www.adobe.com/misc/trade.html#section-4
Dr. ROCKZO: they really don't like the way we use their products in a sentence
|D!| Eyce: http://www.vooks.net/story-18928-Sy...to-play-Monster-Hunter-Tri-early-is-here.html Look I photoshopped something for the first time in months! :D
Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): lolo
Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): so ironic
Dr. ROCKZO: What are the fucking odds
Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): that was awsome.

It took me a bit to click afterwards. :sleep:
 

Anagram Man

L2: Junior Member
Nov 30, 2009
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Anagram Man: Poor Matt
Anagram Man pats Matt on his back
Anagram Man: Does somebody need a hug?
Anagram Man: Yes, I think somebody needs a hug!
Anagram Man shoots Matt
Anagram Man: FROM MY BULLET BITCH
Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): /commantaty anagram man continues to talk to himself while the other mappers begain to question his mental state
Anagram Man: Hehehe, I'm not crazy
Anagram Man: Hehe
Anagram Man: He he he
Anagram Man: he
Anagram Man comits suicide

More rejoiceful than funny.



Anagram Man: You guys gotta put up with me for 4 hours!
Anagram Man: :D
Snacks disconnected.
 
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Bermuda Cake

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Feb 20, 2009
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12:18 - Aly: The TF2maps chat. Where we talk about sexuality more often than mapping!

The Midget ` cBs laughs at Stick's tiny penis
Bermuda Cake: D: im here for u midget
The Midget ` cBs: /me
Matt: "Woman sold two kids for a bird, $175"
StickZer0 [ESG] points out to Midg that he's looking in a mirror
Bermuda Cake: wahey
Muffin Man is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Bermuda Cake: some kind of bizarre internet mirror
The Midget ` cBs points out to stick, that he only has one leg. His penis is so big it had to grow a knee and a foot
Bermuda Cake: 8======================================D
Bermuda Cake: YEA THATS RIGHT
Bermuda Cake: actually thats not too impressive
The Midget ` cBs: 8=============x10^999999999999999999999999=====D
The Midget ` cBs: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
StickZer0 [ESG]: I love how the man on man joke kinda ended awkwardly XD
Void: thats like three inches on my screen
Void: no
Void: two
StickZer0 [ESG]: :O + --<==8 = :Q + <==8
The Midget ` cBs: 4 inches on mine
Bermuda Cake: let me just check
Bermuda Cake: gonna be irritating
Bermuda Cake: 40 cm
The Midget ` cBs: 8=======================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bermuda Cake: OH SWEET JESUS
Matt: Sir
StickZer0 [ESG]: Your dick shoots waves?
Matt: Your penis
The Midget ` cBs: thats mine
Matt: Is in pieces
The Midget ` cBs: flaccid
Bermuda Cake: remember TK's wave?
Matt: WAIT!
Void: what is your dick like tangled up or something
Matt: If I streach the chat window across both monitors
<div id="idle4life">nik</div>: tks wave sucked
Matt: It almost fits
StickZer0 [ESG]: You guys have issues o_O
Bermuda Cake: lol
The Midget ` cBs: yeah
H-land: I subscribe.
The Midget ` cBs: I need to wind it up
The Midget ` cBs: to fit it in my trousers
Bermuda Cake: tks wave was a load of shite
Knight-Errant [5 days left]: o_O
Matt: LOOK AT THAT! http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8291/ss20100223142651.jpg

...


Matt: That's a 24" + a 17" both widescreen
 
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