Mapping jokes!

UFO

L2: Junior Member
May 20, 2009
85
52
Why do automatic doors open?

There is a trigger_multiple.

d7snqlvtn.jpg
 

gamemaster1996

L13: Stunning Member
Sep 30, 2009
1,064
134
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To have a very high polygon count and crash your computer.
 

Fraz

Blu Hatte, Greyscale Backdrop.
aa
Dec 28, 2008
944
1,152
Why did the carve button run into the middle of the road?

Because all these bad jokes are making me rage, and I need a sphere and carve to outlet this raeg.
 

J4CK8

L11: Posh Member
Mar 4, 2009
820
243
Why did the carve button run into the middle of the road?

Because all these bad jokes are making me rage, and I need a sphere and carve to outlet this raeg.

Why did the carve button run into the road?
Because nobody liked him.

Where did the func_illusionary go?
Nobody knows.

Why did the wall go bright pink and black?
Becuase Pakrat didn't dress it right...

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all?
Achievment_idle

Wow am I bored
 
Last edited:

Cornish Gamehen

L1: Registered
Dec 23, 2009
47
18
What do thousands of missing parrots and a camper van have in common?

Several thousand polygons.
 
Last edited:

Dr. ROCKZO

L8: Fancy Shmancy Member
Jul 25, 2009
580
159
Genuinely Funny ^.

What did the Demoman say to a Heavy who had just thrown his Sandvich

I pity the Item healthkit full.


:C doesn't even make sense. Dr. ROCKZO, go to bed.
 

Tapp

L10: Glamorous Member
Jan 26, 2009
776
215
What did the wall say to the void? Stop copying me!
Why aren't mappers electricians? They can't make lights turn on and off.
What did the logic_auto say to the env_tonemap controller? Wake up it's time to make fake HDR and eggs.
Why do physics props start asleep? Because they've been up all night colliding.
 

Dark

L4: Comfortable Member
Nov 27, 2009
159
137
What do nodraw and aly have in common?



They will both never show their face. :)
 
Last edited:

Caliostro

L6: Sharp Member
Jul 6, 2009
261
110
And now an onslaught of dreadful and highly offensive "comedy"!

What do menstruating women and bad maps have in common?
They both leak...

What do map compiles and fetus have in common?
You can abort both...

What do map newbies and Jack the Ripper have in common?
They both like carving...

What do cheap hookers and the Carve tool have in common?
They're tempting to use in a pinch, but you know you'll regret it later...

What's the major difference between women and hammer entities?
The hammer entities have "logic"...

What do most trigger_multiples and college sluts have in common?
They both put out often, for pretty much anyone...

Why does nodraw like Stevie Wonder so much?
It feels he's the only one that can see him for what he really is...

What do Payload carts and Christopher Reeve had in common (when he was alive)?
They're both made of steel, but they both need a push to go anywhere...

... alright that's enough for now...