Hello there, Americans! Yes, I am from Canada, and I know what you're thinking.
"Wow!...Must've been cold!"
Well, yes. It was a frozen, hostile wasteland. And there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements.
After boring a hole in the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk, and I, would build an igloo, to protect ourselves from polar bears....and flying hockey pucks.
Then, we would drink alot of beer, and when Nantuk was ready he would tell me the story of the Great Moose who said to the Little Squirrel; "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
Incase you're wondering, this is a comedy bit by Jim Carrey. I changed some wording around for this thread.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ic3xNfEP_o"]YouTube- Jim Carrey - Canada[/ame]
"Wow!...Must've been cold!"
Well, yes. It was a frozen, hostile wasteland. And there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements.
After boring a hole in the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk, and I, would build an igloo, to protect ourselves from polar bears....and flying hockey pucks.
Then, we would drink alot of beer, and when Nantuk was ready he would tell me the story of the Great Moose who said to the Little Squirrel; "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
Incase you're wondering, this is a comedy bit by Jim Carrey. I changed some wording around for this thread.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ic3xNfEP_o"]YouTube- Jim Carrey - Canada[/ame]