Gordon Freeman vs Solid Snake

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Alright so I'm asking this question for a certain project of mine, and need your opinions. Let's say Gordon Freeman fought Solid Snake. Gordon has the SMG, RPG, Magnum, Crowbar, Crossbow, and HEV suit. Snake has the AK-74u, Nikita, SOCOM, PSG-1, and stealth device(invisibility).

Who wins?
 

A Boojum Snark

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They have an epic battle and both are near death when the G-man shows up and takes their weapons away (after all, they were government property, Snake's too) and then puts them both in chronodimensional stasis.

Freeman Loses. Snake Loses. G-man wins.
 

Ten19

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Gordon.

Because all Snake would do is stand there act out a poorly-edited confusing 90 minute cinematic monologue, at the end of which he'll just stand there and ask you questions. Then Gordon hits him a crowbar. And science.
 

gamemaster1996

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(Problemo #1 Look up Metal gear solid (the one which is on psp) and you'll find he's got alot more weps.)

Anyways Gordon Would win as Snake would hide i a cardboard box which is prop_physics and gordon would hit it with a crowbar and it would collapse onto snake and then Gordon would scientifically accidentally on purpose kill him by forgetting to stop hitting the box when the box isn't there :)
 

Smetzle

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Gordon wins, becase he is prepared for Unforseen Consequences. He also throws some sulphuric acid at Snake, thereby being scientific and badass.
 

SiniStarR

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meh is it really worth asking this on a forum/website that is based off a Valve game?
 

Rexy

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I'd rather not have them fight each other, as they're both my favorite male video game heroes. Can't they just fight evil together?
 

Penguin

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I'm tempted to say Snake, though I'd think they'd actually make pretty good friends.
 

gamemaster1996

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Fight together hmm wouldn't that just be like a PC SSBB based on amazing male video game charcters from cool games.

SSBB Source

Featuring

TF2 Classes
Gordon Freeman
Alyx
G-Man
Snake
Samus
Doom Dude
Kane (q4)

Anyone wanna continue?
 

Penguin

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Fight together hmm wouldn't that just be like a PC SSBB based on amazing male video game charcters from cool games.

SSBB Source

Featuring

TF2 Classes
Gordon Freeman
Alyx
G-Man
Snake
Samus
Doom Dude
Kane (q4)

Anyone wanna continue?

I'm going to initate the rare collective and unanimous forum facepalm.

Now get the hell out.
 
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gamemaster1996

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I'm going to initate the rare collective and unanimous forum facepalm.

Now get the hell out.

???Excuse me i dont understand what your getting at?
 

Chaopsychochick

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Fight together hmm wouldn't that just be like a PC SSBB based on amazing male video game charcters from cool games.

SSBB Source

Featuring

TF2 Classes
Gordon Freeman
Alyx
G-Man
Snake
Samus
Doom Dude
Kane (q4)

Anyone wanna continue?

To further point it out, Alyx and Samus are not male.

Also, WTF is up with the need to make things solely male! There are plenty of female gamers out there, and I can guarantee you, that it is tiring every time we see something as exclusively male! Seriously, if that kind of game is going to exist it needs some representation from the females in FPS as well! To which I would like to add Zoey and Rochelle to the mix!
 

Psy

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Hmm...Yep. Definitely not a man.
 

Penguin

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I dunno, Samus seems pretty manly to me.