Super Ultimate Never Ending Fight thread.

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Steam roller - the woodchipper is likely to get jammed after just your ankles.

Having all your fingernails pulled off one by one then having your hands dipped in vinegar Vs having your eyelids cut off and then rock salt being thrown at your face
 

ryodoan

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Steam roller - the woodchipper is likely to get jammed after just your ankles.

Having all your fingernails pulled off one by one then having your hands dipped in vinegar Vs having your eyelids cut off and then rock salt being thrown at your face

Hmm, I will have to go with the fingernails, more painful in the short run, but not mutilating for life.

As for the woodchipper jamming, you obviously have not seen a real woodchipper, I have seen workers feeding 20 inch logs into a big road work woodchipper and it just eats them up no problem. Actually, I grabbed that from a news article, apparently someone got fed through a woodchipper and they somehow managed to ID the person (I think it was from their teeth, or jaw, or maybe a finger, cant really remember.) actually, this might have all been the basis for a TV show. Hell, I dont remember. Point is it was awesome.

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Sticking a pencil covered in super glue up your nose vs. glueing your hands together with superglue.
 
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gluing my hands. Both would prolly need surgery, but up the nose can do much more lasting damage.

Pages went so fast, i made this for the carve comment =(

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Movies.
Popcorn vs. Nachos?
 

YM

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nachos


Hands with Sglue - done it, it aint so bad (and yes, it was total coverage so it took ages to separate, the next day at school was FUN)
and :eek: that is one monster of a woodchipper, I'd like to change my vote


Eaten by 1000 ants Vs swallowed alive by an overgrown ressurected dino (which means you end up dieing through suffocation whilst melting in its stomach acid)
 

Nizzem

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dino, ants sounds like it would take forever.

Enslaved by aliens or enslaved by robots?
 

R3dRuM

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Aliens!

I am GETH!

Staring at the clock for 24 hours vs. Staring at your watch for 24 hours?
 

Dox

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clock, the movements are more soothing.

curtains or blinds?
 

Dox

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Orange juice, I just bought 2 gallons today :)

heart arrhythmia or Sarchoidosis? Sorry, Ive been watching way too much House :)
 

ryodoan

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Maybe.

(We are starting to get into the fun part where you have to make sure you dont repeat a previous fight)

Pepsi vs. Coke
 
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ryodoan

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Valve, the only game Bungie has made in the last 10 years is Halo.

I will agree that Firefox is the best browser, and that Safari / Explorer both suck, but Opera I think fits more in the category of dont bash it until you try it, they make the best mobile browser. Mobile Firefox (MiniMo) sucks balls hardcore.

Pandora vs. Last.fm
 

ryodoan

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Dude, the Super Ultimate Never Ending Fight thread is unkillable, how could you beat it?

The period is just so much more sensible than a comma, plus, how can you hate on something the size of a pixel? the comma is just full of himself, he is like that pretentious art snob at a gallery bitching about the wine clashing with the cheese. The period however is like your everyday cool guy that everyone wants to hang out with.


Cheap (as in free) CRT monitors vs. LCD monitors which are neither cheap nor free.
 

Dox

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LCD, especially the OLED... *drool*

Army Vs Marine Corps