Mapping jokes!

Midel

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Why are mapping jokes like cp_orange_x3? They both suck.
 

Chaopsychochick

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Three mappers walk into a bar.

The first two order a beer, and the third one orders water.

The first two just look at the third one with a funny look, and finally one of them says, "Hey man, isn't that expensive?"
 

SiniStarR

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J4CK8

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Why did the payload cross the road?

Because it's next path_track was at the other side.

Why didn't the map work?

Becuase I made it...
 
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Three mappers walk into a bar.

The first two order a beer, and the third one orders water.

The first two just look at the third one with a funny look, and finally one of them says, "Hey man, isn't that expensive?"

ha, I like that one!

ok, here's one for all you further mathematicians.

Why did hammer crash...

You made it transform and loose a dimention :D

no? ok, its really bad even if you understand...
 

Void

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why did the bomb cart explode

because it reached the final terminus

dohohohohoho
 

J4CK8

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Why didn't the bomb cart explode?

Becuase Pipeline decided to explode the cap before the cart was there...

Anyone else ever seen this happen?
 

J4CK8

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carve tool
Piss off
OK :(

Knock knock
Who's there?
Carve tool carving through your door :sneaky2:
D: Oh shi-
*Door.exe has encoutnered an error and needs to close. We are sorry blah blah blah*
 

nik

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Q: What bird should you never use with hammer?


A: Turkey.