Mapping jokes!

Chaopsychochick

L4: Comfortable Member
Jun 16, 2009
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I dunno strange, I think that is wrong...

As a girl, I can definitely attest to having a strong affinity to working with 'portals' ;)

I feel somehow dirtier for saying that... but whatevs, the evil side of my brain compels me.

As for a bad joke....

Why didn't the two brushes have a duel at high noon?


No-Draw
 

Void

Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say
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Sep 14, 2008
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What do you call an off-grid brush?

A mathematical error.

What's another phrase for your life?

A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
 

Ninjilla

L420: High Member
Sep 13, 2008
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What do bad sex and a badly optimized map going through vvis have in common?


They never seem to finish fast enough.

How do you Stop a blonde from finding her brush?


Use the Cordon Tool
 

Void

Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say
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What do impatient women and portalflow have in common?

They're both waiting for their next period.
 

Tapp

L10: Glamorous Member
Jan 26, 2009
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What does VRAD and plr_scoville have in common?

They'll both never finish!

Nah, I like scoville, I'm just excited. I would bring up the func_chainsaw one, but I feel that that would be someone else's joke.

What do quantum mechanics and optimisation have in common?

If you can't see it, it's not really there (In theory).
 

Dr. ROCKZO

L8: Fancy Shmancy Member
Jul 25, 2009
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Void, you're terrible. Feel free to take that any way you want it. :p

How much pain could a trigger_hurt inflict if a trigger_hurt could inflict pain?

Depends on the integer value you've entered under the Damage Keyvalue.
 

Cerulean

L3: Member
Sep 12, 2008
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What did the first Path_track say to the next?

"Things never seem to go my way."
 
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Ravidge

Grand Vizier
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May 14, 2008
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Q: Can you help me optimize my map?
A: I can give you a hint.


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