I get high and I've had sex. Or so they think...

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Uni life? Hell, I'm one of the easier to identify people here. I'm not very social, but damn it, I'm unique even by Austin's standards. I wear a fedora, which is wearing sunglasses or I am, a black leather jacket, and my hair reaches halfway down my back. I'll also be known for being too similar to Mr. "killed himself in the library today" as my name and my major are the same as his, and I'm borderline insane.

You live in austin? D: I am jealous.
 

DJive

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wth is happening in this thread. I read it all and I'm that much more confused.
 

Ida

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I think it's about telling how your school years are/were.

I have nothing remarkable to chime in with though. I'm just a regular guy who goes to school and knows a couple of people there.
 

jpr

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I'm not exactly sure what's going on, but whatever.

My friends think I'm really extroverted and sociable, and I guess I am when I'm with them.
But when I'm not, oh boy. You think you're shy? It took me 9 months to ask a girl out.

I have a friend who considers me an online friend even though we see each other irl every week. It's because we never talk. It's sad and amusing at the same time.

I'm good at maths and physics even though I rarely do my homework.

My spoken english is terrible, unless I talk to myself. Actually, my native language gets better too. I don't talk to myself that often though, because I'm rarely alone, which is sort of ironic because I consider myself quite lonely. But for that I can only blame myself because I do have friends, I just rarely feel like doing anything with them.
 

StickZer0

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In this first paragraph I am going to recount a part of a life-story to help give me more of an emotional background so others can really understand me me.

In this second line, I might describe my alter ego, either outside of school, or just on the internet.

Third line, i'll explain why my current situation is SO much better than what it used to be, and that despite nobody understanding me before, I fit in well now and (usually) like who I am.

In the fourth and penultimate line, I will give some more interesting information about myself to sort of wrap up what I want to say, while still adding to it.

In my fifth and final line, I will ensure that everyone knows that I was the different one at school, and everyone were just glazed over people who never really knew what was "truly happening".



tl;dr: You're all writing your own Barnum statements.
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Ida

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I guess I just assume no one really cares about my life story.

Wanna hear though? Okay, although I talk and interact with people a lot when I need to go out, and people appear to like me, I rarely take the step to spend my free time with anyone I know. You know, going out to town and stuff. But I'm perfectly fine with that, because I'd rather enjoy life the way I prefer, than attempt to live up to someone else's standards.

I don't know exactly how what I just wrote relates to anything but it's nice to reveal bits of myself I guess.

This is a really weird topic because there isn't really a topic, but we're still kind of discussing...something. lol
 

Mr. Happy

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I do get high and I have had sex
In high school I was always high. My school had 250 people, 32 in my class, everyone was smart and knew everyone. I was one of five or so stoners that hung out together, but our school wasn't cliquey. I also was aadvanced in math, finished calculus in junior year. Lots of people would hang out at our houses after school or for parties. I was also a well known nerd and the principal would get mad at me for mapping/gaming in the lobby on my laptop.

College I got kicked out for drug possession and I'm taking time off from my second college to mod full time. I'm a philosophy major (metaphysics and philosophy of mind) and want to go back in a couple years after completing my sp mod.
 

Seba

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"His name sounds like an exotic cat. Mr. Seba has loved his socks ever since he was 7. At the
age of 8, he learned to play the trombone. In junior high, he was elected class clown for his
daredevil antics (sock acrobatics). By the time he hit freshman year of high school, he was
insanely popular with males and females alike. He'd walk down the halls, glowing socks around
him, winking and the ladies and exchanging manly handshakes with the fellas. He often liked
to chill after school. He played alot of Combat Arms and liked to chill with the fellas/lady
fellas of Combat Arms. He's known for his love for exotic as well as domestic socks.

As time goes on, he wishes to graduate school, go on to a prestigious college and achieve a
degree in fashion. His aspiration is to create the world's first universal sock, he refuses
to explain what it will do, however. Today, at the ripe age of 17, he lives with his wife,
his two children (Bobo and Saturday) in his house made externally of socks (it's pretty warm).
He throws house parties regularly." - Kjrokanoshi
 

Numerous

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In my fifth and final line, I will ensure that everyone knows that I was the different one at school, and everyone were just glazed over people who never really knew what was "truly happening".

tl;dr: You're all writing your own Barnum statements.
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Must be an Ayn Rand convention.

Also, I basically ditched half my subjects in HSC (the ones which I didn't specifically want/need for uni) and intend on using an advanced diploma to get into uni. I now only have 3 subjects, and life is sweet.
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lana

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Basically, being Fatony, everyone on the internet thinks I'm a real life superstar. They probably think, "Oh hey, that guy must be loaded and have like a billion girlfriends and get laid every hour which is why he doesn't post that much." But really, you'd be surprised. I actually get laid every five minutes.

Wait I'm not Fatony.
 

Fraz

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I like food. I like girls. I like fast cars and alcohol. I like games. I like mapping. I like going out and going to parties. I like talking. I like rugby. I like my job. I like school. I'm pretty happy. But my one true love is zpq.

amidoinitrite?
 
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honeymustard

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Do we chime in ourselves???

In school i wasn't particularly social but everyone seemed to know me regardless. Long story short i became notorious for handling myself so no one ever paid me any mind. I put that as a plus as contrary to status quo i never got any trouble for my (severe) acne.

Essentially i had hundreds of acquaintences but only really ever had 3 or 4 good friends (whom are the same friends i have now). I seemed to have this neat ability to travel through even the tightest cliques. I suppose the same social demeaner carried on in my life as the same was true for University; no one really directly invited me out besides birthdays so it was kinda funny bumping into uni "friends" all the time only to have them ask why i don't go out with them more often (because you don't invite me?).

...Even though the internet has a reputation for being full of moronic individuals i often find more like minded people. Atleast before 4chan became popular and online gaming became available in every other trailer park.

Sums up my life, minus the acne.
 
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