The Adventures of the Soviet Gentleman

The Adventures of the Soviet Gentleman

 

Chapter 1.

 

Once upon a time, there was a Heavy Weapons Guy. But this was not an ordinary Heavy Weapons Guy... He was a Soviet Gentleman.

He received a contract to kill a group of weapon dealers, there hideout was rumoured to be somewhere in Siberia. Apparantly these dealers had figured out how to create weapons imbued with certain unusual effects. The purpose of these effects was still unknown, but these effects were still very interesting to weapon enthusiasts.

 

His story begins on a cold winter's night...

"Sasha, where are you?" asked Heavy.

"There you are." Heavy picked Sasha up, and started cleaning her. "It is almost time for killing, my Sasha." Heavy said. Heavy grabbed his hat. Not an ordinary hat, but a hat for a real Gentleman.

"Are you ready Sasha?" Heavy asked.

"Let us go kill tiny men."

 

Chapter 2.

 

Heavy was preparing a sandvich next to a campfire. He couldn't help but go over the details of his mission in his head again. He decided to prepare a sandvich to relax.

 

"Do you want sandvich Sasha?" Heavy asked.

Heavy carefully placed his sandvich in front of Sasha.

"We are getting closer to our target." said Heavy.

"Let us sleep for now, we will kill tiny men soon."

Heavy woke up next morning, the remains of the campfire still smoldering. He noticed that the sandvich was gone.

"Stupid animal ate sandvich, now Sasha is hungry." said Heavy.

"We should continue our search Sasha." he said.

"Let us go"

 

After a few hours of walking through the snow, Heavy found the remains of a camp.

"Hmmm, looks like tiny men left in hurry." said Heavy.

"Let us look for clues on where to find these weapons."

Heavy looked through some of the things that were left behind, and found a note that said; We know you are following us, leave us alone

"Hahahaha, tiny men are scared of us Sasha." he said.

"They should be..."

 

Chapter 3.

 

After a few days of following tracks left behind by their targets, Heavy and Sasha finally found their hideout. The hideout was about fifty metres away from the hill Heavy stood on.

"There they are Sasha." Heavy said.

"LET US KILL TINY MEN!" Heavy shouted

Heavy rushed downhill, with Sasha in his hands. He felt adrenaline pump through his veins, like it always did when he got close to completing a mission.

The first enemies they encountered were dead within seconds. Sasha fired round after round, the enemies were dead before they hit the floor

"YATATATATATATATATA!" Heavy screamed

"Sasha will kill you all!"

Dead bodies everywhere, the remaining enemies fled to safety. Heavy entered the hideout, and was greeted by two armed men.

"Which one of you tiny cowards dies first?" Heavy asked.

The guards were too afraid to answer.

"I see, you first then." Heavy pointed at the guard closest to him.

Heavy unloaded round after round into the guard, and punched the other guard to death.

"Tiny men were too afraid to fight us Sasha." said Heavy.

Heavy walked towards the door the two guards were blocking.

"Let's do this Sasha."

 

Chapter 4.

 

Heavy opened the door, and what he saw surprised him. He saw hundreds of crates filled with what he thought were weapons. In the middle of the room he saw a table with one minigun on it, but this was no ordinary minigun, this was a minigun with a cold aura around the barrel. Heavy walked towards the minigun and inspected it.

"Sasha, I think I found you a new friend." said Heavy as he looked from the Unusual Minigun to his beloved Sasha.

"Let us go home." Heavy walked out of the hideout with his new minigun on his back, and Sasha in his hands.

 

The End