This is a short story, told in a serious tone, describing the events of a particular TF2 map and one event that happened on it.

It's told from the perspective of a mercenary, describing a map, and forced into a particular game mode and format -- which I'll allow the reader to discover for themselves.

The intent behind this work was to try to describe the outrageously goofy and ridiculous nature of TF2 using language and structure akin to more of a light fiction novel. It's completely safe for work.