Why do you love steam convos?

[Hotel Detective]

hoplitejoe #doit4basso: just think, at this moment you are all only 2 clicks away from the dick of the man who brought "baby" into the world

 

[wiseguy149]

(context: talking about certain punishments admins can implement)

Fantspookmos: Hey geit, how much money would it cost to implement the system on frozen with the moneyface?
Geit: psst
Geit: he's in here
Fantspookmos: he's not reading chat
Fantspookmos: until someone links him
It's the Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3nR!: No
It's the Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3nR!: No.
Fantspookmos: NO
It's the Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3nR!: I'm reading chat.
Fantspookmos left chat.

 

[StickZer0]

18:48 - Suomimies55: no splatoon porn darren

 

[Pocket]

The first line was me tho

Oh, sorry. The speaker ID disappeared before I could think to check who was talking and you two sound similar enough that I thought it was the same voice.

 

[tyler]

Oh, sorry. The speaker ID disappeared before I could think to check who was talking and you two sound similar enough that I thought it was the same voice.

No worries, I knew right away how you'd made that error. He really completed the joke anyway

 

[Fruity Snacks]

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10:25 AM - Shady | FREE SFM POSTERS: wtf
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10:26 AM - Ⅎʎɔɔɐw: wtf iibo
10:26 AM - Puffbot~ ┗[© ©]┛: iibo what the hell
10:26 AM - Seba: iibo how's your internet

Remember when we measured the strength of someones internet based on how many "voids" it was? This is like, negative voids.

 

[Muddy]

23:21 - Nioxed: What even am i doing
23:21 - Nioxed: http://prntscr.com/8pn10s
23:21 - TMP: you are mapping
23:21 - Nioxed: ohh
23:21 - Nioxed: ok

 

[Dr. Orange]

13:50 - c-cept ლ(õ‿●‿O͠)ლ: bad wifi
13:50 - Dr. ☠range: Fwhat?
13:50 - c-cept ლ(õ‿●‿O͠)ლ: dunno
13:51 - Dr. ☠range: What do you mean?
13:51 - c-cept ლ(õ‿●‿O͠)ლ: dos it look like me knos
13:51 - Dr. ☠range: You said "bad wifi". You of anyone should know what you mean by that.
13:51 - c-cept ლ(õ‿●‿O͠)ლ: no
13:52 - Dr. ☠range: Do you have a slow internet connection? Is wifi bad? Is your dog named wifi and you're angry at her?
13:52 - c-cept ლ(õ‿●‿O͠)ლ: him
13:52 - Dr. ☠range: Anyway, what do you mean?
13:52 - c-cept ლ(õ‿●‿O͠)ლ: i called my dog wifi
13:52 - c-cept ლ(õ‿●‿O͠)ლ: deal w it

 

[NoodleCollie]

 

[wiseguy149]

Screenshot generously provided by Layl:

 

[wiseguy149]

In the middle of another existentialist conversation about entropy and the knowledge that everyone and everything will die eventually:

Ms. Bloodpie: if you're ever hesitant to try something, just remember that in 200 years nobody will remember you or your actions
Ms. Bloodpie: so although there will be concequences, they will be temporary
H-land: not with that attitude
Ms. Bloodpie: unless you decide to murder millions of Jews



Edit: not even an minute later and we're back to talking about sightlines

 

[wiseguy149]

 

[Zed]

I know right? He misspelled playboy!

 

[wiseguy149]

 

[UKCS-Alias]

too bad zahn joined before that request

 

[14bit]

umbootile: I just got followed by someone on tumblr whose icon is the doughiest, whitest dude I've ever seen with a ghastly bowl cut
Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: Is it David Willis?
umbootile: and their latest reblog is a text post saying "I hope you think of me when you masturbate"
chin: should draw a pic of him
Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: You could think of him when you're masturbating.
Digaag Wa Riz: I have no choice but to do that then
Howling Techie: you will now umb
Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: You know, if you're ever doubting your stamina and you need to delay.
umbootile: I will
umbootile: forever
Ms. Bloodpie is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: Masturbation is training for the Olympics of sex.
Layl: fucking hell, this is exactly why I hate C++ so much:
Layl: m_entities.erase(m_entities.begin() + id);
Spooky Scary Deer: stars.chromeexperiments.com/
Digaag Wa Riz: I assume this chat gets sexual without me, or I just emit an internet aura that turns all conversation sexual

 

[Noizeblaze]

00:43 - ProfSPKYcat: we need an aussie sun on a stick
00:43 - Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: That'd be worth one hat in the trading meta.
00:43 - ProfSPKYcat: idc it should exist
00:44 - Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: On the other hand, it would be Strange at least, and I do like to keep track of numbers.
00:47 - Rik: sun on a stick is by hard the worst weapon for scout
00:47 - Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: It's the worst weapon ever.
00:47 - Rik: There are really some retarded weapons in TF2
00:48 - Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: Except for maybe the Medigun, which doesn't harm anybody,
00:48 - Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: what gives?
00:48 - Rik: medigun isn't the worst
00:48 - Rik: medic doesn't need frags
00:48 - Rik: he only needs to heal
00:48 - Noize 'Sayonara' Blaze: But it doesn't kill people.
00:48 - TheNoiy11: i think it might be a joke
00:48 - Rik: no it heals them
00:48 - TheNoiy11: not sure
00:48 - Ms. Bloodpie: guns don't kill people, medics do

#notallMedics

 

[StickZer0]

13:36 - TMP: yeah basically it's when you gotta pee and physically cannot get into a bathroom or outdoors near a tree
13:37 - TMP: god I hated my therapists

 

[NoodleCollie]

13:36 - TMP: yeah basically it's when you gotta pee and physically cannot get into a bathroom or outdoors near a tree
13:37 - TMP: god I hated my therapists

Still can't work this one out.

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Solution: go to your therapist and pee on him. That will learn him for doing his job in a building that lacks bathrooms