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Saxton Hale's Comical Printed Books

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2 Talk' started by Micnax, Oct 28, 2009.

  1. Micnax

    aa Micnax L0: Terribly Lazy Mapper

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    Are you tired and afraid of alligators, sharks or giant enemy crabs attacking you in the night? Need some extra protection? Try Saxton Hale's newest brand of comical printed books, guaranteed 110% to keep those pesky wimps at bay!*

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    *Disclamer: May not actually keep alligators, sharks or giant enemy crabs at bay. Although jamming the comical printed book into the attacker's jaw may prevent this, TF Industries does not offer refunds for any damages caused by this.

    Yeah, some guy got these in the post from Valve after sending the Spy vs. Sniper coupon off a couple of months ago. Pretty badass if you ask me.

    Backstory on the comic's history:

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  2. Washipato

    Washipato L3: Member

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    Oh my... that is so incredible
     
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  3. Micnax

    aa Micnax L0: Terribly Lazy Mapper

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    They even get fancy with the envelope... imagine this at your doorstep:

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  4. Jonah

    aa Jonah

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    Oh what. Awesome
     
  5. Wegason

    Wegason L4: Comfortable Member

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    That is so incredibly awesome
     
  6. DaBeatzProject

    aa DaBeatzProject

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    :O
     
  7. Owlruler

    Owlruler L12: Fabulous Member

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    I want.
     
  8. Engineer

    aa Engineer

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    Dananana.... Dananna... Saxton Hale! :D
     
  9. zpqrei

    aa zpqrei Theme Changer Extraordinaire

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    I've sent my form off to Mr. Hale. When do I get my SAXTON HALE SIGNED comic? :3
     
  10. Engineer

    aa Engineer

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    I wonder, could i still get it? Hmm... :D :O
     
  11. Dr. ROCKZO

    Dr. ROCKZO L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    My Face exploded.
     
  12. zpqrei

    aa zpqrei Theme Changer Extraordinaire

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    It's a hideous side-effect of awesome overload. You might want to see a doctor.
     
  13. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    Sooooo... did they send it back to Valve or the actual Saxton Hale address?
     
  14. Nerdbot

    Nerdbot L7: Fancy Member

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    There's more of these than just the two posted up there. I don't have time to fetch the images right now though.

    Someone should totally make comic book models using these as cover images!
     
  15. Gerbil

    aa Gerbil

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    My face imploded.

    Then exploded.
     
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  16. Micnax

    aa Micnax L0: Terribly Lazy Mapper

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    Why, It should take no more than a couple of manly months, in the speciality of Valve Time, of course! Mr. Hale cannot guarantee of any comical printed book being lost in the post, so he may have to heroicly deliver it to you himself!*

    *Disclaimed: Mr. Saxton Hale may not actually deliver your comical printed book himself.
     
  17. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    I hate Valve. I sent in MONEY with that coupon, and I got no response.
     
  18. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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    Oh my god!!!! Do want!!!!
     
  19. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    Maybe they only send these things out to the first one they receive.
     
  20. Lancey

    aa Lancey Currently On: ?????

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    Too incredible for words.