I just found this gem in the depths of the forums:
"Welcome. I'm the local awesome one, you can worship me in forums 1 through to 5. Forum 6, the showcase forum, is a shrine dedicated to my husband in god-ness A Boojum Snark and his mapping underlings, and forum 7, the model one, is a shrine dedicated to the diety Rexy and Acumen, and their modelling minions.
*achum*
Welcome!"