Even our Santa has a suntan
He's also an unemployed stuntman
Is he even awake?
Yeah, I'm just really baked
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!
California Christmastime!
We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime
And all our local reggae bands are white
The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn
'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn
They may have gonorrhea
But at least it's not frostbite! (It's not frostbite!)
'Cause this is California
And we do Christmas right!
