Why do you love steam convos?

AyesDyef

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02:50 - Mott is having black forest cake :D
02:50 - prestige: lucky
02:50 - Geit: I love black forest
02:50 - Geit: :V
02:50 - prestige: i have cake
02:50 - prestige: that gives me diarhea
02:51 - prestige: but i really want the cake
02:51 - grazr: I prefer white forest cake
02:51 - grazr: It's racially superior
02:51 - Geit: And here comes the awkward silence
02:51 - Mott: Take some anti-diarrhea meds
02:51 - Mott: and then eat cake ;D
02:52 - grazr: Caffeine is a constapant. Drink loads of coffee or redbull.
02:52 - grazr: But don't blame me if you get anal fissures. You chose to eat the diarrhea cake.
02:53 - Mott: man
02:53 - Mott: can we not have this discussion while I eat dinner
02:54 - [mAL] stegarootbeer: WOO!
02:54 - prestige: no
02:54 - grazr: I'm surprised hardly anyone knows what anal fissures are. 1 in 5 people in their 20 somethings get them
02:54 - [mAL] stegarootbeer: finally got me some rootbeer
02:54 - prestige: it sounds fun
02:54 - Mott: grazr I don't want to know
02:54 - Mott: it sounds bad
02:54 - Siberian Angus: I do!
02:54 - Seba: ubjgraefzds
02:54 - Seba: g

02:55 - Fr0z3n: i'm afraid to google it.
02:55 - grazr: It's when you rupture your sphinctres lining. A clear oderless fluid often oozes out. I guess that's what helps keep it supple.
02:55 - Geit: Nice.
02:56 - Fr0z3n: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
02:56 - Siberian Angus: kinky
02:56 - grazr: You get it from forcing your shit out too hard and consuming a lot of caffeine will make you more prone to it.
02:56 - grazr: and coffee
02:56 - Fr0z3n: I dont drink caffeine.
02:56 - Fr0z3n: thus I am fissue proooof
02:56 - grazr: which is why i guess a ton of 20's and 30's get it more than anyone else

who says steam chat isn't informative

Sweet jesus, I better lay off the caffeine.
 

Seba

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20:06 - Turbo Lover: matt
20:06 - Turbo Lover: can i show you something called katawa shoujo?
20:06 - Mott: what is it
20:06 - Turbo Lover: it's an interactive romance novel
20:06 - Seba: it's anime RPG sex sim thing

I'M THE FUNNY IN MY OWN POST KILL ME NOW
 

Tekku

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Fr0z3nR: ^ Blade, will it be finished and detailed?
TechTF: ^ Blade will you win?
Wilson: ^ Blade, are you my father
Asshat: ^Blade, are you real?
Fr0z3nR: ^clearly rust is the far superior map. Blade, will you come in second?
=V.G.L= Vaconcovat: ^Blade, what are they on about?
Wilson: ^Blade, are you going to answer these questions?
Fr0z3nR: ^Blade! What would you do for a klondike bar?
TechTF: ^Blade, are you a real person?
WastedMeerkat: ^When is breakfast ready?
=V.G.L= Vaconcovat: ^Blade, what even is?
TechTF: ^Blade, why are you ignoring us?
Wilson: ^Blade, the public is in state of chaos, you must answer these urgent questions
Asshat: ^Blade, I like peanuts.
=V.G.L= Vaconcovat: ^Blade, I forgot to take my pretty screenshot, brb tf2
 
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Go muffin go!

14:20 - μffin: So many people i've never heard of are entering this contest
14:20 - godslayer57 llghll: Muffin thats the draw of the medals
14:21 - =v.g.l= vaconcovat: Heh
14:21 - μffin: Oh i forgot about the medals
14:21 - μffin: Dammit how long is left
14:21 - godslayer57 llghll: End of today
14:21 - μffin: Let's do this
 

Seba

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19:02 - Erich: cod4 was the last must play WoW game
 

Verumae

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I was in debate with this guy at the time. I knew him and he was on one of my friend's accounts, but he didn't know who I was. He kept asking "who is Verumae" the next day. Unfortunately, my cover was blown because my friend is terrible at being subtle.

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I'm not sure if I've posted this one, but yeah.

7:49 PM - jel.Verumae: !
You have been banned from the chat by MZD.
My experience in the /v/ chat.
 

A Boojum Snark

Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado
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2309 - A Boojum Snark: hey you
2309 - Rexy: whattup
2309 - A Boojum Snark: I have a hilarious video that I think is right up your alley.
2309 - A Boojum Snark: Given you had that swirlyface avatar for some time.
2309 - Rexy: lol yus
2309 - A Boojum Snark: http://cubone-r.tumblr.com/post/1268166005/fucking-lol
2309 - Rexy: I'm down
2310 - Rexy: holy shit
2310 - A Boojum Snark: dying with laughter?
2310 - Rexy: oh yeeeeeeaaaa
2310 - Rexy: omggggg
2310 - Rexy: oh dear lord
2311 - Rexy: to HAVE THIS POWER IN RL
2311 - A Boojum Snark: haha
2311 - Rexy: OH GOD
2311 - Rexy: IT GOES ON
2311 - A Boojum Snark: OF COURSE
2312 - Rexy: that is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks
 

Ælement

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ScoutSean: Hmmm.
ScoutSean: I'm thinking of a name for a smart-ass...
Dr. Element: Goldglom Glitterick Gloveass
ScoutSean: lol?
ScoutSean: Just a last name would suffice.
Dr. Element: Butterboy Bonerbender
ScoutSean: Hmmm
Dr. Element: oh god
Dr. Element: stop me
ScoutSean: lol
ScoutSean: Okay.
ScoutSean puts duct tape over your mouth.
ScoutSean: There.
Dr. Element: mhm
 

Fruity Snacks

Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums
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Fr0z3nR : B1 doesn't mean it has to be good gameplay wise.

You better believe it!

EDIT: that is also sliiightly out of context. I went on to revise my statement to "B1 doesn't mean it has to be perfect gameplay wise" ... or something along that line.
 
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Verumae

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Oh god Verumae is back
I'm sorry for sharing these chatlogs that I had found humorous with a community that I once enjoyed (to an extent) in a thread designed for members of the community to share chat logs that they find humorous.
 
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StickZer0

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Rexy entered chat.
17:32 - Turbo Lover: poopy entered chat
17:33 - Rexy: D:
17:34 - E² StickZer0: -in the hospital because you just gave birth to ur baby, it's a beautiful and healthy boy- "can i hold it?" -i ask, admiring the budle of joy in your arms..u tell me i can because u have to go to the bathroom and i realize i do too but you're already using it and i am holding the baby so i set him down on the bed, open his diaper and take a dump in it- "much better" -i say and put the diaper back on the baby- "looks like you're gonna have a stinky baby! -i say and let u know ur kid pooped-
17:37 - Turbo Lover: wat
17:37 - Turbo Lover: but it's a newborn
17:37 - Turbo Lover: newborns can't poop yet
17:39 - Rexy: and THAT is the extent of your conflict with that story, BY?
17:40 - Turbo Lover: yes
 

Ælement

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Rexy entered chat.
17:32 - Turbo Lover: poopy entered chat
17:33 - Rexy: D:
17:34 - E² StickZer0: -in the hospital because you just gave birth to ur baby, it's a beautiful and healthy boy- "can i hold it?" -i ask, admiring the budle of joy in your arms..u tell me i can because u have to go to the bathroom and i realize i do too but you're already using it and i am holding the baby so i set him down on the bed, open his diaper and take a dump in it- "much better" -i say and put the diaper back on the baby- "looks like you're gonna have a stinky baby! -i say and let u know ur kid pooped-
17:37 - Turbo Lover: wat
17:37 - Turbo Lover: but it's a newborn
17:37 - Turbo Lover: newborns can't poop yet
17:39 - Rexy: and THAT is the extent of your conflict with that story, BY?
17:40 - Turbo Lover: yes

Your humor is too advanced for me ;_;